Thursday, August 20, 2009

A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO FOOTBALL

It's like My Fair Lady, only about football.
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21 comments:

  1. GregAugust 20, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    woman have come a long way in the world of football. no one back then could have predicted that FINKLE WAS EINHORN AND EINHORN WAS FINKLE. that is very empowering towards women.

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  2. therandomizerAugust 20, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    I'm going to try to understand football so my husband won't hit me anymore!

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  3. UnknownAugust 20, 2009 at 12:32 PM

    "Downs? Isn't that what our son Jimmy has?"

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  4. bvincAugust 20, 2009 at 5:06 PM

    "trys"? The only thing I could find was one yahoo answers page that says "trys" is actually a word when referring to rugby football "trys". I can't even verify that though. Everyone seems to use "tries". I don't think "trys" is a word.

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  5. HesterAugust 20, 2009 at 5:48 PM

    Her mom jeans are sexy!

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  6. AngelinaAugust 20, 2009 at 6:27 PM

    I'm not sure how to adequately thank you for this. It is a gift for which I'm grateful.

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  7. atdnextAugust 20, 2009 at 7:59 PM

    It would have been SO much easier for the wife if she had just taken the remote and changed it to "Dancing with the Stars". ;-)

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  8. analogassailantAugust 20, 2009 at 10:27 PM

    She would understand it a lot better if she was chugging down some beers.

    How can you try to explain football and exclude the beer?

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  9. Ms AveryAugust 21, 2009 at 7:06 AM

    The men's mocking laughter at the end is the best part

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  10. JeffroAugust 21, 2009 at 10:08 AM

    there's the bell. you're late for BITCH GET ME A BEER class.

    okay?

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  11. JeffroAugust 21, 2009 at 10:09 AM

    there's the bell. you're late for BITCH GET ME A BEER class.

    okay?

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  12. FrankAugust 21, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    Chicago's very own Tom Dreesen as the slightly emotionally abusive husband

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  13. DanAugust 23, 2009 at 12:59 AM

    "Trys" is actually Lithuanian for "Three." That should help clear things up for everyone.

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  14. Nicol3August 24, 2009 at 12:52 PM

    Punt.

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  15. AnonymousAugust 25, 2009 at 11:08 PM

    I didnt see one kitchen in this whole video...

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  16. AnonymousAugust 28, 2009 at 7:31 AM

    I didn't understand ANYTHING about football until the day I was so bored I started playing NCAA Football on the Xbox. Seriously, the light finally went on.

    But its still boring.

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  17. apporsAugust 31, 2009 at 1:32 PM

    She should be licking his balls, not worrying about where they go on the field!

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  18. SailorAlphaCentauriSeptember 1, 2009 at 10:57 PM

    I think I managed to unlearn football from this video. You know, because it's so confusing to keep track of the "trys" and the points scored in a touchdown (and ignoring the whole two-point conversion thing).

    I should show this to my husband. Considering I'm the bigger sports fan, he could use a few pointers.

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  19. AnonymousSeptember 3, 2009 at 10:58 PM

    mom jeans with a camel toe

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  20. AnonymousApril 10, 2011 at 10:16 AM

    But she was right to start with, "A bunch of people go there, a bunch of people go there, and nothing much is really happening."

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  21. AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 9:01 AM

    So i get you popcorn and call some strange man over to teach me.


    OKAY

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