Wednesday, August 26, 2009

PICASSO WAS A PERVERT

WARNING: The following clip is from a saucy rental for high society-types called "The Secret World of Erotic Art". It contains both ancient and classical depictions of "bumping" and "grinding" and may not be suitable for... cave-dwellers.

UPDATE: We have received an email threatening legal action for posting this video, so we had to remove it.

VHS courtesy of Odd Obsession, the greatest video store in the land.
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18 comments:

  1. HesterAugust 26, 2009 at 7:25 AM

    I find it disturbing that mother and son share such an interest in erotic art.

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  2. Balki BartokomousAugust 26, 2009 at 9:08 AM

    This woman looks suspiciously like the one from the Woman's Guide to Football.

    Without a doubt, this is the classiest EIT entry yet. It makes my hardcore porn collection seem so...pedestrian.

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  3. AnonymousAugust 26, 2009 at 9:44 AM

    "...do whales count?"

    wow.

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  4. therandomizerAugust 26, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    I didn't know how erotic it was to pull a book halfway out and then have someone else stop you and push it back in again, definitely will have to try that.

    Let's commission an erotic family portrait! Think about that you lucky so and so!

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  5. CatacylismBalletAugust 26, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    Wow. That is terrible.

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  6. AnonymousAugust 26, 2009 at 10:55 PM

    A few years ago I had a very outgoing art history professor ( who also dressed like a mix between Jack Sparrow and a punk rocker) who showed no shame in giving his students a glimpse of sexually charged art. I had no idea that cavemen had such perverted minds until I saw some of those cave drawings with all sorts of sexual acts in this professor's class. All the art history professors I have now will show erotic art, but laugh nervously while presenting it during their lectures.

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  7. UnknownAugust 27, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    man, that was like watching my mom and dad make a video for their church group, about keeping the "fire of christ" burning in their relationship.

    "jesus sent us these humping polar bears to remind us that we must go forth and multiply."

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  8. Nicol3August 28, 2009 at 10:56 AM

    ...that blonde guy? I'd hit it.

    UH- UM, I MEAN, WOW THIS VIDEO IS TERRIBLE.

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  9. HeatherAugust 28, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    "Oh, Jim- you and your Asian penis teacups!" *eyeroll and coy smile*

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  10. AnonymousAugust 29, 2009 at 12:51 AM

    .....I would love to be a prop guy on this movie.
    :)

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  11. AnonymousAugust 29, 2009 at 6:03 AM

    that was the worst vid you guys have ever posted.

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  12. AnonymousAugust 31, 2009 at 12:14 AM

    He looks like a kip. I bet his name is Kip.

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  13. UnknownAugust 31, 2009 at 12:46 PM

    this video truly defines:
    EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE

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  14. scampsSeptember 1, 2009 at 7:18 PM

    Yes, some of that could be considered art. But a penis necklace will only ever be a penis necklace.

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  15. Heather L.September 5, 2009 at 10:15 PM

    I am now officially referring to my vagina as “my jewels.”
    That will show the boys how classy I am.

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  16. joelSeptember 27, 2009 at 5:51 PM

    Please bring EIT to the Nashville belcourt theatre

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  17. AnonymousOctober 7, 2009 at 1:53 AM

    that blonde guy is my dean!

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  18. AnonymousOctober 7, 2009 at 3:13 AM

    To Hester, they are actually a married couple...only slightly less creepy.

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