Monday, November 24, 2008

THE BALLAD OF VINCENT



Check out the trailer for the upcoming Vincent documentary at Zweeble Films.

USING MAGIC TO FIGHT DRUG ABUSE

Unlike those secular magicians, Duane Laflin is not afraid to tackle the big issues of life with tricks and illusions.



For more about Duane Laflin, please go to Laflin Magic to learn how to spice up your upcoming interventions.

Friday, November 21, 2008

THE RETURN OF HAWK JONES

Due to popular demand, here's some more Hawk Jones.

SNUGGIE VS. SLANKET

Until those EIT shirts are readily available, I suggest we look at the exciting new world of shirt-blanket fusion technology.



And then there's The Slanket...so we've got some options.

EDUCATION + HARD WORK - DRUGS = SUCCESS & THE AMERICAN DREAM

Drew Brown encourages everyone to get high without using drugs.



And from the Christian sketch comedy show (!) Fire By Nite, this is just painful...

HIS NAME IS WISHING WELL WILLY...

... and he'll trade you a penny for your child's virginity!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

THE FIRST ZILLION IS ALWAYS THE HARDEST

In these tough economic times, it's important to remember how people used to lose all their money in the good old days: pointless internet companies.



And now a depressing example of a poor go-getter climbing that opportunity ladder to nowhere.

MCDONALD'S, COCA-COLA AND THE AMERICAN WAY

Now we all know about the wheelchair kid falling off the cliff and the McDonald's dance scene, but Mac & Me is a pure crap classic with a great message of acceptance.



I believe Americans are finally ready to accept asshole faced aliens as our equals. We're still waiting for a sequel, McDonald's...

Sunday, November 09, 2008

INTRODUCING ROBERT Z'DAR

This is the first of hopefully many videos featuring Robert Z'Dar. From IMDB, his acting trademarks are an enormous face and gigantic jaw. Truly, he has the greatest enormous face of his generation.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

LET'S OBEY STRANGERS ON TV!

Just make sure they have inquisitive puppets...


...or they are a celebrity.


I'm pretty sure this video is what inspired her appearance on The Simpsons.