Thursday, February 28, 2008

TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM

Yeah, I know, you've already seen it, but there's nothing like Erik Estrada in pain to brighten a dreary February day.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

TRUTH OR DARE

Fuck yeah, just ordered this on VHS...more to come

HAWAII CHAIR!



Thanks to Joel for this one. Honestly, imagine sitting next to someone at the office in this thing. I have a feeling this is louder than a lawnmower.

Monday, February 25, 2008

SON OF SVENGOOLIE



Even though Chicago's Svengoolie, or in this case, Son of Svengoolie is just a huge Ghoulardi rip-off, that doesn't mean it isn't awesome.

Friday, February 22, 2008

MAKING AIDS JOKES IN THE AID-EES

Jonathon Brandmeier takes us to The Concert. It was 1988 and somebody, no, lots and lots of somebodys, told this asshole that he was funny and he should have his own radio show and band and tour and fans and video called The Concert... and sheesh, I'm glad they did, because this penis-for-dick is terrible. So, here's a song and a skit.



MY TEACHER ATE MY HOMEWORK! (1997)

These are my 5 favorite scenes from this gem of children's moral-pushing horror-dramedy:

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

SPARE ME MY LIFE!

Here's an oldie but goodie, I think it may have appeared on a Lost and Found Video Night at some point. Still, it never fails to amuse. Nice leopard print spandex! Cultural disconnect like a motherfucker.


Tuesday, February 19, 2008

THE TEARS OF A ROBOT

From Millennium (1989), starring Kris Kristofferson.

DRACULA IN HARLEM

From Love At First Bite (1979), starring George Hamilton as Dracula!

Sunday, February 17, 2008

THE FLASH IS A TWO-BIT HACK

From the never-aired CBS pilot, Justice League of America.

The Atom and Green Lantern let the Flash move into their apartment. Green Lantern confronts the Flash after coming home to find his apartment... cleaned.

(Sorry about the quality... the tape was really old.)

Saturday, February 16, 2008

JASON V. VARSITY BOXING CHAMPION

From Friday the 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

Monday, February 11, 2008