tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post5537877988964799755..comments2024-03-11T02:00:32.115-05:00Comments on Everything Is Terrible!: MORE JOKES FOR JESUS!JerryMaguirehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08420800191357110891noreply@blogger.comBlogger45125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-87669490392483098082011-04-28T23:07:41.104-05:002011-04-28T23:07:41.104-05:00I miss Amy Grant.I miss Amy Grant.Lavernashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01291290642388719942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-9788236037317019142010-11-02T04:40:31.488-05:002010-11-02T04:40:31.488-05:00Mark Lowry is single with no children. That's...Mark Lowry is single with no children. That's from his Wikipedia article.Joey Stylezhttp://www.OHMYGAAAAAAAAWD.COMnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-37225468564677219892010-10-25T22:59:45.243-05:002010-10-25T22:59:45.243-05:00The fact that he tries to emulate Bob Dylan's ...The fact that he tries to emulate Bob Dylan's music video for "Subterranean Homesick Blues" makes me so unbelievably sad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-42666363950536631552010-07-24T18:28:28.096-05:002010-07-24T18:28:28.096-05:00this is so horrible I can't even laugh at it.this is so horrible I can't even laugh at it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-19611797658511347912010-07-22T19:54:35.751-05:002010-07-22T19:54:35.751-05:00The things that pass for humor in the Bible. I was...The things that pass for humor in the Bible. I was at a wedding just a couple months back and the pastor was going on about Solomon's "flattering" words, trying to bring the house down. I think the one or two babies that weren't crying up to that point then burst into flames.<br /><br />True story.The Eagle's Tearshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01137286696109262738noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-23629704390899590232010-07-21T01:32:43.316-05:002010-07-21T01:32:43.316-05:00I had successfully erased all memory of Mark Lowry...I had successfully erased all memory of Mark Lowry from my mind for nearly eight years. And now this!<br /><br />I guess this is what I get for <br />subscribing to a site like EIT.<br /><br />PS: Holy Crap he does looke like Quentin Tarantino<br /><br />PSS: Do you have any videos of Quigly's Village?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13796202300360737256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-28723286836589149682010-07-20T22:21:34.139-05:002010-07-20T22:21:34.139-05:00This guy goes into such an utterly different and s...This guy goes into such an utterly different and strange world of crappiness than any garden variety Weird Al wannabe could. It's the 90's tucked-in shirts and gelled hair mixed with the awkward chorus about Solomon and whatever retarded shit he supposedly said about women that makes me feel particularly woozy. And want to watch it again.Henry Horkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16873573094556562236noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-74132812421970176102010-07-20T12:25:08.291-05:002010-07-20T12:25:08.291-05:00he sings with the gather vocal band...he sings with the gather vocal band...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-48063442973303833732010-07-18T20:57:20.980-05:002010-07-18T20:57:20.980-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Heydanbudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09201350545996078521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-4135570849485100832010-07-18T20:55:54.325-05:002010-07-18T20:55:54.325-05:00This guy dances like he's in a bollywood film,...This guy dances like he's in a bollywood film, and he looks like a down syndrome version of Quentin Tarantino.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-53444509634428140162010-07-17T22:08:25.764-05:002010-07-17T22:08:25.764-05:00And lo and behond, King Solomon's pick up line...And lo and behond, King Solomon's pick up lines for YOU to follow at home: http://hebrewoldtestament.com/B22C007.htm<br /><br />Commandment 11: Thou shalt get laid tonight.Nicol3https://www.blogger.com/profile/09352726907728389637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-85062541392285123012010-07-17T17:39:49.265-05:002010-07-17T17:39:49.265-05:00I bet the guy has mood swings that'd make Mel ...I bet the guy has mood swings that'd make Mel Gibson blush.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-58046789119144918162010-07-17T10:34:09.485-05:002010-07-17T10:34:09.485-05:00Everything about the 90's was horrible. Why s...Everything about the 90's was horrible. Why single out the one who actually has a good message behind it? At least he can make fun of himself and not be a miserable critic who probably sported parachute pants.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-51191825678807565892010-07-17T02:14:04.120-05:002010-07-17T02:14:04.120-05:00baby, baby, why not me?baby, baby, why not me?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-42627399547472430902010-07-16T18:04:13.692-05:002010-07-16T18:04:13.692-05:00this guys a tool...ugh!this guys a tool...ugh!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-6777197946166385442010-07-16T17:26:00.954-05:002010-07-16T17:26:00.954-05:00After watching this, one can't help but feel t...After watching this, one can't help but feel the urge to go running aimlessly into a minefield, blindfolded.Nicol3https://www.blogger.com/profile/09352726907728389637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-31183031868085132012010-07-16T15:26:48.097-05:002010-07-16T15:26:48.097-05:00Until I saw it visually represented I never quite ...Until I saw it visually represented I never quite understood how creepy it is for a guy to have 700 wives.<br /><br />That's too many wives, Solomon! What the hell is wrong with you?<br /><br />Also, like... why isn't Weird Al the Christian Weird Al? Was "Like a Surgeon" too risque or something?Christophernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-26205462729946651862010-07-16T00:01:07.796-05:002010-07-16T00:01:07.796-05:00The shot with Solomon facepalming pretty much sums...The shot with Solomon facepalming pretty much sums up the whole video.django747https://www.blogger.com/profile/15344153530775380483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-21034767699506539492010-07-15T17:56:48.939-05:002010-07-15T17:56:48.939-05:00WOW. I must say, I'm so surprised to be hearin...WOW. I must say, I'm so surprised to be hearing from people who were brought up with an evangelical upbringing because if I were raised on this crap, I would have ended my life long before EIT ever even existed.<br /><br />I commend all of you who have lived to tell EIT your tales of sorrow.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-42552369674772276082010-07-15T17:54:14.815-05:002010-07-15T17:54:14.815-05:00Wait a minute! If this Mark Lowry is the "Wei...Wait a minute! If this Mark Lowry is the "Weird Al" of the Christian world, than to what world is Weird Al the "Weird Al" of?????Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-4259349047537346072010-07-15T16:09:26.303-05:002010-07-15T16:09:26.303-05:00Oh man. Teachers at my school loved to show us kid...Oh man. Teachers at my school loved to show us kids Mark Lowry tapes. I'm kind of surprised EIT hadn't posted any of his stuff before.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-14239137503309005962010-07-15T13:50:32.009-05:002010-07-15T13:50:32.009-05:00why is he harassing those jewish women on the stre...why is he harassing those jewish women on the streets?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-13704849143638156022010-07-15T13:15:05.708-05:002010-07-15T13:15:05.708-05:00I think he answers his own question of "Why n...I think he answers his own question of "Why not me?" with this video.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-55586918918163775062010-07-15T11:48:44.346-05:002010-07-15T11:48:44.346-05:00Dear heavens, please bring back the sheep lady.Dear heavens, please bring back the sheep lady.mcsandwichnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-38255495918272451392010-07-15T10:50:11.029-05:002010-07-15T10:50:11.029-05:00My parents made me go to this DB's concert whe...My parents made me go to this DB's concert when I was a kid. I think that was grounds for child abuse.<br />*shudders at the memory*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com