tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post1973455784373706826..comments2024-03-11T02:00:32.115-05:00Comments on Everything Is Terrible!: COOKIN' UP PROFITS!JerryMaguirehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08420800191357110891noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-78587232451981924882010-03-20T01:41:03.845-05:002010-03-20T01:41:03.845-05:00if its a bull market, be sure to eat you're pr...if its a bull market, be sure to eat you're prunes sink washed with granmdas famous roast beef on the nasdow.com trading pan.<br /><br />if its a bear market have the napkins ready for your broker coming over for fried mashed corn chicken gravy grizzly canadaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-91932161210669260062010-03-20T01:40:53.625-05:002010-03-20T01:40:53.625-05:00if its a bull market, be sure to eat you're pr...if its a bull market, be sure to eat you're prunes sink washed with granmdas famous roast beef on the nasdow.com trading pan.<br /><br />if its a bear market have the napkins ready for your broker coming over for fried mashed corn chicken gravy grizzly canadaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-67609330337482727642010-03-17T14:43:24.533-05:002010-03-17T14:43:24.533-05:00I say we build a fan site for these elderly entrep...I say we build a fan site for these elderly entrepreneurs on Facebook, and see if we can get Loren Michales to let them host Saturday Night Live!Samantha Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05625203789789929642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-53799001209718302552010-03-17T02:27:24.164-05:002010-03-17T02:27:24.164-05:00The pie looks a little icky, actually.The pie looks a little icky, actually.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-20583330801251261642010-03-17T00:10:52.673-05:002010-03-17T00:10:52.673-05:00God, I love metaphors.God, I love metaphors.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-19739461973022125462010-03-12T19:20:08.480-06:002010-03-12T19:20:08.480-06:00i love this videoi love this videoJessenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-53493341313771468592010-03-12T11:25:48.170-06:002010-03-12T11:25:48.170-06:00Baking a pie is fairly difficult, actually.Baking a pie is fairly difficult, actually.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-15359794535506285692010-03-12T10:16:30.600-06:002010-03-12T10:16:30.600-06:00no comprendono comprendoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-41658202087973793112010-03-12T07:31:17.695-06:002010-03-12T07:31:17.695-06:00Oh, I miss those elderly frauds.
Turns out their ...Oh, I miss those elderly frauds.<br /><br />Turns out their actual returns were generally lower than the S&P during the 80s and early 90s.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-19750785819521812302010-03-11T22:43:16.114-06:002010-03-11T22:43:16.114-06:00that looks like a good apple piethat looks like a good apple pieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-77528477373705784412010-03-11T21:39:32.352-06:002010-03-11T21:39:32.352-06:00Aw, they're sweet. Encouraging the mass transf...Aw, they're sweet. Encouraging the mass transfer of wealth from the poor to the rich that is stock market investing, but sweet.HVhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02523453258768655660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-58057232377089890352010-03-11T16:29:43.584-06:002010-03-11T16:29:43.584-06:00Way to be a dick and cut off the video before I ca...Way to be a dick and cut off the video before I can get that recipe.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-15250666831576693432010-03-11T16:25:24.130-06:002010-03-11T16:25:24.130-06:00Eat the profits. Have a heart attack. Lose your ...Eat the profits. Have a heart attack. Lose your savings paying the hospital bill. The metaphor works!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-87151965130111266582010-03-11T13:09:42.288-06:002010-03-11T13:09:42.288-06:00Other examples in this video:
Investing in mutual...Other examples in this video:<br /><br />Investing in mutual funds is as easy as cleaning your dentures!<br /><br />Setting up your 401k is as easy as changing your adult diaper!mcsandwichnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-71761679493093439102010-03-11T12:47:58.203-06:002010-03-11T12:47:58.203-06:00No frozen pies for THIS investor!!No frozen pies for THIS investor!!Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03997398389251178146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-31474508952224899112010-03-11T11:23:37.336-06:002010-03-11T11:23:37.336-06:00"The Beardstown Ladies, those homespun, grand..."The Beardstown Ladies, those homespun, grandmotherly investors whose supposed success created a mini-industry, are being called frauds. ... the annual return during the decade covered in the book -- which the ladies put at 23.4% -- 'includes the dues that the members pay regularly.'<br /><br />Oops, that's not the way it's done.<br /><br />It would mean their total returns were nowhere near as robust as claimed and would probably spell the end of the little industry the investment club has spawned."<br /><br />(Los Angeles Times, February 28, 1998)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-24904254465188428532010-03-11T11:22:29.348-06:002010-03-11T11:22:29.348-06:00They're all dead now.They're all dead now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com